Technical jokes for all

Tech Jokes: THE COMPUTER HELPDESK PHONE SERVICE Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one… ****** Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note..” Customer: No [...]

Poor government

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke. The President was so amused, that [...]

nice jokes for u alll

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? Manager: Sorry, but i can’t give u a job. I don’t need much help. Job Applicant: That’s all right. [...]